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I don't normally repost RPS here but...

...Enoby doesn't post often at EmpMyst these days and this one made me lol. I don't think she knows there was a third film.

((This will be taken down with alacrity if it proves objectionable to anyone concerned. I'm really bloody bored, sorry. ))

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One day Vespers was watching TV and Damien Thorn from THE SHINING came out from the screen and he was grown up not a kid anymur and he had started to dressed gothik in leatherette boots and ripped skiny jeans and he had spiked chains around his hips and he also looked like David Bowie as the Goblin King from PANS LABYRINTH. He said "Vespers come on my flying motorcickel" and he had a flying bike just like in HARRY POOTER. They flew away and went to a gothic club and when MCR started playing they both said "I love this song!!!" and they danced to it. Then they went home and screwed all night and then Damien started crying because he is a sensitiv emo gothik boy and had to reapply his eyeliner and they had hawt boy on boy dickings and it was very hawt.

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harper_knight
Jan. 13th, 2011 11:24 pm (UTC)
The only part that really disgusts me is MCR. Ew.
hellmutt
Jan. 14th, 2011 09:20 am (UTC)
Dammit, you're difficult to scare! Not even confusing The Omen with The Shining gets to you. Gosh.
harper_knight
Jan. 14th, 2011 09:38 am (UTC)
No, although 'as the Goblin King from PANS LABYRINTH' did make me do a spit-take.
hellmutt
Jan. 14th, 2011 11:32 am (UTC)
I have to say I preferred Pan even to Bowie's gobby king. Such a cute and silly goatpuppy. Overall, though, I didn't like the frame story in Pan's Labyrinth very much.

I'm reading Deerskin on your and Ree's recommendation. Lissar is rather awesome. Ash is the best hero ever.
harper_knight
Jan. 14th, 2011 11:53 am (UTC)
It is possible that Pan is better than the Goblin King, and that's saying a lot cos Bowie is awesome.

However, no movie with 'labyrinth' in the name without Jennifer Connelly in it could possibly be better than one with her. She is gorgeous, and plays the adorable, totally out of her league but determined protagonist perfectly.
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