Why are canon ships not popular? I think it's a shame!

Don't tell anyone, but I could get in a leeeeetle trouble for posting this one. Bones doesn't like unauthorised translations, but seeing as only 18 people in the multiverse speak Untwanga, one is a heron and three of them don't do much more than grunt... well, I did my best.

Alisander is her hero,
Lovely strong-armed Alic, tawny.
Naked now he stands before her,
Naked now she stands before him,
Naked next to one another.
Bronzed and oiled, his chest is moving,
Moving in the sultry morning,
Stirring breath inside her, stirring;
Paraskive finds him lovely;
Brown-skinned Alic, tawny, hero.