OMG NEW CROSSOVER IDEA. ♥

Alternative universes have such potential for laughs. And fics.

Suitov, I have to say, you look mouthwatering whether alive, dead or other.

P.S. Xan/Helmine FTW.

Of course, if anyone really wanted to annoy Suitov, they'd harass the kitten (cause Ice thinks the right to torment Weft is exclusively his) or be obnoxious to girls (cause even though Ice knows how stupid chivalry is, he still finds it really hard to resist) or start talking about mass extinctions (I'm not sure why this upsets him).

I'm just sayin' is all.

His hellhound is much easier to provoke. All it takes is a little felinity or a slap on the nose.

Speaking of rousing an unholy bitch, things are slowly calming down at Empousan Mysteries. I don't even know what that little flamewar was all about. Tyche, Evie and Bone Woman are on pre-mod "until they learn to grow up and get along", which I suspect will be some time. I love Boney but she isn't exactly known for learning her lesson, even if you could find someone who can teach it in Untwanga.

It's rare that Eche has to step in. I don't think any of us should be proud of ourselves. But I think the best thing to do is get on with our ficcing and... y'know, just have fun. That's why we all joined.

Today's challenge.

ISHTAR NECRO PR0N-FIC. (Well, me turning up dead is obviously a turn on for half the cast.)

Failing that: A sweet, sappy romance fic between Kerak and Baskerville.

Today's challenge, smutfic buccaneers, is...

Cook up a semi-believable reason - and partner - for Serpentine to be wrestling in lime jelly.

You know what - on second thought, I don't give a flying fornication whether it's believable. I just want to see it. Uhmmmmmmm!